m86:

you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)

me, stupid:

fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me f

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mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

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boyuck:

valsdas:

this is the strawberry chihuahua of prosperity, reblog to have a bountiful and delicious 2018

a study.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superdames:

Re-posting this because I finally got to scan it in high-res.

Betty Bates is a goddamn hero.

—“Betty Bates, Lady-at-Law” in Hit Comics #47 (1947)

:D

<3 I LOVE HER <3

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miladyaelin:

pr1nceshawn:

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

never not reblog the fruit dragons

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iitetsuu:

starwarslolz:

Who Did This?!

Has Mark seen this

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fed-ex-official:

huntingfishinglovingeveryday:

I have questions

To get to the other side

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uglynewyork:

Y’ALL BETTER PUT SOME COASTERS UNDER THEM CUPS

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seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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